Funny Marathon Race Signs
How do you cheer on your marathon running friend? With funny marathon race signs of course!
Here are some of the best marathon race sign slogans I’ve seen…
Run like you stole something
Worst parade ever
Chuck Norris never ran a marathon (my husband made this one)
Do epic shit
Never trust a fart
Your feet hurt because you’re kicking so much ass-phalt
I thought you said rum
The faster you finish, the sooner I can drink
You think you’re tired, my arms are killing me!
Find a cute butt and follow it!
If marathon running was easy, it would be your mom
Run like millennials run from commitment
Where’s everybody going?
I like my races how I like my men, long and hard
Turn around, it’s a trap!
I love your stamina, call me
Make America chafe again
If Britney Spears can survive 2007, you can survive this marathon!
and my own cheer squad’s sign…